Definition of Multi-Tasking

The definition of multi-tasking is spraying your children with the hose because they thought is was a good idea to turn the hose on while they were playing in the dirt, all while holding a baby on your hip. It is the perfect definition of multi-tasking b/c your older kids think you're playing with them but your really just trying to get them clean outside so they don't get your house dirty inside and then you don't have to give them a bath later or clean up a muddy mess on your floor. The bonus, your 5 month old thinks it's highly entertaining to watch her brothers run around the back yard naked while being chased by their hose weilding Mom.